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The awkward moment when you realize your existence is insignificant

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When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat

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You can’t wait for them to get home 

and you wait nd wait like

then they get home and you’re like

& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for

& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like 

 ”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”

& their like 

“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”

& you’re just like

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jerk..
haha

jesselokz:

jerk..

haha

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When there’s a sex scene

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You’re with your parents:

You’re with your friends:

You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:

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